Monday, May 16, 2005
Now it's later
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? -- Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? -- Woody Allen
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
The day after ... 
Well I think we'll wake up with regrets very soon ...
... maybe we need a little something stronger than sugar in this...
Well I think we'll wake up with regrets very soon ...
... maybe we need a little something stronger than sugar in this...
Friday, October 08, 2004
Election eve
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright
Yep, it's that time again... I hope Australians (and the world's Big Brother, USA) don't wake up soon and have to admit we made a few mistakes...
Good ol' boy George has had a distinguished career (not), and is well known for his wit,eg.
He's known by many names, and not liked by most of them it seems..
I for one am hopeful that we've had enough lies and deceit and can get on with the future....
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright
Yep, it's that time again... I hope Australians (and the world's Big Brother, USA) don't wake up soon and have to admit we made a few mistakes...
Good ol' boy George has had a distinguished career (not), and is well known for his wit,eg.
"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful"Meanwhile, Deputy Sheriff Little Johhnie Howard (LJH) has his chance tomorrow to keep on making godzone into even more of a heartless, paranoid and mercenary place....
He's known by many names, and not liked by most of them it seems..
I for one am hopeful that we've had enough lies and deceit and can get on with the future....
Thursday, September 23, 2004
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Spring already.. by any sensible definition
Down here in Oz we seem to run our calendar a bit differently... Spring starts on the 1st of September... that was 3 weeks ago. I believe the rest of the world uses the Spring Equinox...
I wonder what they do in Khazakstan? They probably get married on the first of Spring.
I guess it's all relative anyway. Who knows when we might be mistaken for ants?
At least porn seems to be free still...
War dims hope for peace -- actual headline
Down here in Oz we seem to run our calendar a bit differently... Spring starts on the 1st of September... that was 3 weeks ago. I believe the rest of the world uses the Spring Equinox...
I wonder what they do in Khazakstan? They probably get married on the first of Spring.
I guess it's all relative anyway. Who knows when we might be mistaken for ants?
At least porn seems to be free still...
Thursday, June 24, 2004
6 months till Xmas..
I remember when I was 4 years old, I told my mother I wanted to be a rock star when I grow up. She said, 'You can't do both.' -- Steven Tyler
... and then some obscure religious sect's hijacked holy day is upon us again...
Have you got any questions?
Speaking of the Simpsons - weren't we? - well, some fans have waaaaaaaaaay too much time... in fact there are waaay too many Simpsons links to be found.
More constructive would be if you spelt your name in nudes or went squirrel fishing.
Think about looking around from the top of the world instead...
get free copies from your coin-operated photocopier!
I remember when I was 4 years old, I told my mother I wanted to be a rock star when I grow up. She said, 'You can't do both.' -- Steven Tyler
... and then some obscure religious sect's hijacked holy day is upon us again...
Have you got any questions?
Speaking of the Simpsons - weren't we? - well, some fans have waaaaaaaaaay too much time... in fact there are waaay too many Simpsons links to be found.
More constructive would be if you spelt your name in nudes or went squirrel fishing.
Think about looking around from the top of the world instead...
get free copies from your coin-operated photocopier!
Thursday, June 03, 2004
Testing BlogJet
It's the third day of Winter here in Oz...
Factoid:Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.